At What Point Is It No Longer Socially Acceptable?

5 Year Old Girl + Cute Dress + Athletic Shoes = Perfectly Okay

25 Year Girl + Cute Dress + Athletic Shoes = Total Fashion Failure

Entertaining Yet Risque...

Grace + Skill + Skimpy Outfits + Celebrities + Fake Tan = Dancing with the Stars

Job Security for Proctor & Gamble

(Clothes + You are alive) + (Personal Hygiene + Sleeping) = Never Ending Chore of Laundry

Looks Great!

Women's Shoes = (Heel + Straps)((Blisters + Callus + Pain) + Irritable + Need to sit)