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Save Money + Get Organized + Be Healthier + Think about the Environment = Buy Tupperware

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Cute Girl in photo... my niece!

The Real Shopping Story

Black Friday + Early Morning + Down Economy = Sleeping In + Eating Leftovers

Full and Entertained

Adults + Kids + Thanksgiving = Food + Board and Video Games

Hurricane's and Humidity... All worth it.

Sunny + 80's + Low Humidity + No Rain = Living in Florida in November

Life Changing Gadget

(Freedom + Information + Anytime + Anyplace) $30 a month = iPhone

How Soon They Get Over It

Mom Leaves(Crying + Tantrum + 2 Yr Old + Babysitter) = 5 minutes later + Happy in front of the TV

PTO in the Fall

Day Trip + Bikes + Day Off = Happy + Excited + Overdue

Guilty As Charged (Merry Christmas to me)

60mph + Town Center Blvd. + 8:29AM + Officer Littlejohn = $279 Ticket

4 Year Old Car Pool

Pink Backpack + Car Seat + 30 seconds on each topic = Take Neice to Pre-School

Makes Me Smile

Clean + Fun + Entertaining = Donny Osmond

Happy Kids Around the World - Due by November 22, 2009

Shoe Box + Toys + Hygiene Items + School Supplies = Operation Christmas Child + Happy Kids Around the World

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Welcome Addition

New Person at work + Welcome + Training + Shared Work Load = Time away from regular work + Have to do it

Punchy-ness Sets In

Long Hours + Night Time + Group of people = Everything is funny

Feels Good for now

Achievement + Recognition + Awards = Personal Satisfaction + A Need for More

On the 7th Day... You Rest

Working over 60 hrs + 5 days in a row = Several Naps for Several Days after

Do Anything To Get Stuff

Product Advocates + Conference = Crazed Fans wanting Freebies

To buy or not to buy...

No Text Plan = Less than 200 a month + 20 cents a message + send me an email

Easy win!

-300 Calories a day = Water - Soda

Enjoyed Every Minute

Best Gift Ever = No one at work knew it was my birthday + celebrating someone else's birthday with lots of attention and singing two days later

Just can't ignore.

Reality TV = Curiosity + Unscripted action + Rubbernecking + Commercial Revenues

What if you don't want to play?

Waiting Game = Forced participation + Want an answer + High sense of urgency

Super-fast with a dash of stress

Big Event + Last Minute to-do's = panic + hurry + mistakes

A Trip to the Beach

Committing to Go + No Guarantee + Great view = Trying to see the Space Shuttle launch

Lucrative but not easy

Endless possibilities + Effort + Risk = Sales

We don't need to hear it

Swearing + life's moments = Totally unnecessary

Fun but Exhausting

Event Planning + 3000 people = Lots of work + Long Hours

Free but at what price?

Work Sessions + Catered Food = Free meal + lots of calories & sugar

When is it too old to ask?

How old are you? + Long pause to try and remember = Being over 30

One thing to consider outsourcing.

Wash + Dry + Put away + Iron = Never ending cycle

Do you remember...?

Old Photos + Scanner + Computer = Memory Preservation

Gotta learn it somehow! Be a Sponge.

New Job + Training = Mental Exhaustion after work

Happy Gadget on the Move

Internet + Phone + Games + Tools + $30 a month and $299 = iPhone

Knowing Exactly Where it is

Taking Time + Getting Organized = Feeling Relaxed

Curl Up and Watch

Summer + Afternoon Rain + Saturday = Movie

After Dinner Snack

Dinner is over + still hungry = Time for Popcorn

Hanging Out - Good Times!

Food + Games + People + Outdoors + A Park = Summer Picnic

Everyone Loves Her

Perfect Pitch + Movies + British Accent + Disney Recruit + Gracefulness = Julie Andrews

Body's By Nature

Whole Grain + Veggies + Low Fat + Fruit + Omega 3's + Exercise = Flat Tummy

Really Heating Up

Sticky + Slimy + Wet + Stinky = Being outside + Lots of Sunshine

Happy To Be A Big Kid

Good Meals + Good Advice + Biggest Cheerleader = Loved by Mom

The End... A New Tale Begins!

Me - Disney = New Direction + Fresh Start

Come On... Get it together!

Lost + Out Numbered + Right + Looking for New Energy = GOP

Make it go away!

Irritable + Sick + Tired + TV News = Too Much about H1-N1

Entertaining Yet Risque...

Grace + Skill + Skimpy Outfits + Celebrities + Fake Tan = Dancing with the Stars

Thanks for Contacting IT

Email + Error Message + Back and Forth = Troubleshooting for neighbor

Gross!

(Mix together(Baked Beans + Macaroni & Cheese + Whip Cream + Pudding)) + 1 Year Old = Dinner

Monkey See - Monkey Do!

6 yr old brother(do something + get in trouble) = 1 yr old(repeat)

The Best Scenario

Kids + Play Time + Fun + (Misbehaving + Return to their Home) = Being An Aunt + Happiness

In Honor of Mrs. Arthur

Rue + Betty + Bea + Estelle = Golden Girls + Lots of Laughs

Breakfast Situation

Hungry + Cereal + Expiration Date = Need Milk

3 Year Old + Cruise Vacation + How was your room? + Veranda = We had a back porch

Oh the Excitement!

Paper Towel Tube + Paint + Earth Day + 4 year old + Preschool = Plastic Bag Storage Device

Gotta Love the Internet.

Lap Top + Wi-Fi + Car + Waiting to pick up someone = Watching TV in the car

A Lot of Work for Fun!

Party + Friends + Friday Night = Clean the House Thursday

Therapy or A New Job?

Talk About Yourself + Recall the past + Make Connections = Interview

Game or Cruel Act?

Need answer now + No answer available + Anxiety = Waiting

Job Security for Proctor & Gamble

(Clothes + You are alive) + (Personal Hygiene + Sleeping) = Never Ending Chore of Laundry

Peace of Mind and Heart

Breathe + Beat + Pump + Look + Touch = Annual Physical

Is it SPAM if it is from someone you know?

Email + FW: + Fw: + Fwd: = Junk Mail

Up and Down...ugh!

Air Conditioner + Dishwasher + Washer = Constantly Adjusting Volume on TV

Does anyone need to know?

What are you doing + Telling the world + 140 characters = Twitter

Looks Great!

Women's Shoes = (Heel + Straps)((Blisters + Callus + Pain) + Irritable + Need to sit)

Stay or Go?

Can't wait to leave + Don't want to return = Vacation

What is in a name?

Given to you at birth + buy it later = Domain for your name

Say Goodbye to the Monopoly

HDTV + HD Antenna + Computer + Internet Connection = No more cable bill

Can You Hear Me Now?

Full Set of Bars + Talking + the right Equipment = Uninterrupted Cell Phone Call

What Colors to Wear?

Cheering for Your Rival = Your team losses + the big tournament

Get A Life or Job

Watching Everyone + Nothing to Do + Over Age 65 + Stickler for Rules = Nosey Neighbor

There for You

Friends = People who know You + People who like you

The Cross

Remembering the Ultimate Sacrifice = Easter - (Peeps + Candy+ Dresses + Bonnets + Baskets + Fake Grass + Colored Eggs + Bunnies)

The Gamble

Insurance = Bet Against You + Routine Fees

What's That On The Screen?

Red + Green + Yellow + White Zig Zags = Florida Thunderstorm on Radar

Does the trick

Do Anything You Say = Kids + Cookies

Grace Not Works

Going to Heaven = ((Faith + Christ) + Grace)+ Saying Your Sorry

Who Wants To Be...?

25% Chance + Money + Question + Answers + Knowledge = Final Answer

The Right Experience

Awesome Resume = (Work History + The Truth) + Embellishment

Got You!

Interesting + Experience + Sales = Marketing

The Big Questions

A Job Offer = ((Activity with Results) + Personality ) + Great Interview

Turning and Wincing

Self-Esteem Issues = Mirrors + Swim Suits + Women

Unknown Danger for Kids

Black Eye = Being 3 feet tall + Door Knob

More Than Just A Job

Lay Offs = Loss of income + Loss of friends + Loss of routine

Gotta Love How Kids Think

The 7 Dopes = 3 Year Old Girl + A Snow White sighting + A Little Confusion

Fun With Consequences

18 Month Old + No Nap + Full Day of Activity + Fun = Frustrating Evening

Waste of Time

Drama + Fantasy + Commercials = Daytime TV

Smile in your Tummy

Happiness for a Moment = Ice cream + Hot Fudge

A Spring Time Must

Sunshine + 78 degrees = Outdoor Activities

The Good Life

Comfortable Life = (Faith + Health + Family + Income) - (Bills + Expenses)

A Week Of Fun!

Florida + Beach + No School = Spring Break

We Are All Mad!

Spring + Basketball + TV + Brackets = March Madness

The Kid Guaruntee

Kids Under 3 + Eating = A Mess

Stop Looking Already!

Cars(Brakes + 10mph) = rubbernecking

Recipe for Cabin Fever

(Swirling (Wind + Rain)) + Stay at Home = Hurricane

There is More Than Corn...

Indiana + Basketball + Engineers = Purdue University

Feel Good - Look Good

Dr Oz's Nutritional Advice + Les Mills Exercise Programs = Weight Loss

I'm Open! Throw the Ball To Me

HD TV + Sports = Feeling Like You Are There

What Are You Passionate About?

Natural Tendency + Pure Enjoyment = Passion

Some People Are Always The Victim

Constant Victim Status = (Lack of Preparation / Laziness) + Not Getting What Your Want

Miracle Cure For Worrying

Need For Control + No God = Worry

Cut Your Cable Bill!

No DVR Needed = Internet + Hulu.com

The Real Reason To Get A Paper

Sunday Paper - News = Coupons and Ads

Just Because Your Busy Doesn't Mean Things Are Good

Discounts(Volume) - Budget Cuts = Profits

Not A Good Day

Sense of Personal Loss + A Lot of Time On Your Hands = Lay Offs

Rah Rah Ree

Strong Fan Base + Hard Work + Enthusiasm + Talent = Penn State Football

But It Makes Perfect!

(Headache + Time + Lessons)Piano Practice = Life Long Skill

Rubbernecking

Celebrities + TV + Not Their Talent = Dancing With The Stars

Time Invested

Working(Money + Time) = Ability to Take A Vacation

Sarasota's Angelic Connection

Piece of Heaven = Yoder's Restaurant + Peanut Butter Pie

I Want One!

Apple = Cool + Hi-Tech + Marketing

What Do You Want On Yours?

Family Staple + Everyone Like It + Bargain Price = Pizza Night

It Is Nice to Meet You...

Pressure + Pajamas + Job Search = Phone Interview

And the Answer is...

(Smarties + Good Guessers) + (TV + Commercials) = Jeopardy