Oh the Excitement!

Paper Towel Tube + Paint + Earth Day + 4 year old + Preschool = Plastic Bag Storage Device

Gotta Love the Internet.

Lap Top + Wi-Fi + Car + Waiting to pick up someone = Watching TV in the car

A Lot of Work for Fun!

Party + Friends + Friday Night = Clean the House Thursday

Therapy or A New Job?

Talk About Yourself + Recall the past + Make Connections = Interview

Game or Cruel Act?

Need answer now + No answer available + Anxiety = Waiting

Job Security for Proctor & Gamble

(Clothes + You are alive) + (Personal Hygiene + Sleeping) = Never Ending Chore of Laundry

Peace of Mind and Heart

Breathe + Beat + Pump + Look + Touch = Annual Physical

Is it SPAM if it is from someone you know?

Email + FW: + Fw: + Fwd: = Junk Mail

Up and Down...ugh!

Air Conditioner + Dishwasher + Washer = Constantly Adjusting Volume on TV

Does anyone need to know?

What are you doing + Telling the world + 140 characters = Twitter

Looks Great!

Women's Shoes = (Heel + Straps)((Blisters + Callus + Pain) + Irritable + Need to sit)

Stay or Go?

Can't wait to leave + Don't want to return = Vacation

What is in a name?

Given to you at birth + buy it later = Domain for your name

Say Goodbye to the Monopoly

HDTV + HD Antenna + Computer + Internet Connection = No more cable bill

Can You Hear Me Now?

Full Set of Bars + Talking + the right Equipment = Uninterrupted Cell Phone Call

What Colors to Wear?

Cheering for Your Rival = Your team losses + the big tournament

Get A Life or Job

Watching Everyone + Nothing to Do + Over Age 65 + Stickler for Rules = Nosey Neighbor

There for You

Friends = People who know You + People who like you

The Cross

Remembering the Ultimate Sacrifice = Easter - (Peeps + Candy+ Dresses + Bonnets + Baskets + Fake Grass + Colored Eggs + Bunnies)

The Gamble

Insurance = Bet Against You + Routine Fees

What's That On The Screen?

Red + Green + Yellow + White Zig Zags = Florida Thunderstorm on Radar

Does the trick

Do Anything You Say = Kids + Cookies

Grace Not Works

Going to Heaven = ((Faith + Christ) + Grace)+ Saying Your Sorry

Who Wants To Be...?

25% Chance + Money + Question + Answers + Knowledge = Final Answer

The Right Experience

Awesome Resume = (Work History + The Truth) + Embellishment

Got You!

Interesting + Experience + Sales = Marketing

The Big Questions

A Job Offer = ((Activity with Results) + Personality ) + Great Interview

Turning and Wincing

Self-Esteem Issues = Mirrors + Swim Suits + Women

Unknown Danger for Kids

Black Eye = Being 3 feet tall + Door Knob

More Than Just A Job

Lay Offs = Loss of income + Loss of friends + Loss of routine